Ok here's my rant for the day;



I HATE PEOPLE WHO SHOW OFF THERE UGLY AND/OR DISFIGURED FEET!

I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it! Today I came to work just like any other day. I was pleasently minding my own bussiness when WHAM, one of my coworkers walks by with sandals on.
Did I see what I thought I just saw?
Yep, sure did!
One great big mangled toe all hook like curving over the end of his sandal waving at me and saying "Top of the mornin' to ya!". Now I'm not sure what would be worse, showing off five scary frankentoes or just the one (apparently the other ones ran away or fell off due to fright). All I can think of is what my can of chunky chicken noodle soup is made of that I brought for lunch, I think I know know where the other toes went off to(I won't mention the brothy puss factor and chunks of meet they claim is chicken, mmm). I had another friend who was a chronic sandal wearer, I fear the co-worker might be as well. He had this one toe with two nails on it like little horns. I understand being proud of who you are, but don't get mad at me when I can't focus on your eyes while having a deep phylisophical conversation with you because my attention is focused on little baby Igor. He looks cold, you should tuck him in. PLEASE! For crying out loud, put the bugger away I am not in the mood to play with him.
Now you would think that only common folk are struck with this desire to show off there mangled midgets, but noooo. One of the most famous people on this planet shows theres off all the time as well. But then again I've always suspectedPARIS HILTON was an alian. Even as I type this there are 2 woman in the cubicle accross from me talking about bunion surgery. Oh the horror!

I swear I can't be the only one who has noticed Paris Hiltons' ugly large knuckled alian toes! here are some links they're the best I could find with out making the effort to zoom in, crop and post.
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