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Sat Jun 4, 2005, 10:09 AM
so...I suppose I'll give some updates.

1. My camera broke. :cry: So there won't be much from me for a little while, unless I get the pics off it that I was in the middle of taking when it decided to just stop working. :mad: stupid camera! It's still under warrenty thank god so hopefullly that should cover it.
It's so wierd not having it. That thing is pretty much attached to me at the hip, ready to go for anything. I keep reaching for it but it's not there :( ....soo I hope...hopefully within a month we will be reunited. :dance:

2. I am also missing my little girl. :( Although I gave her up by my own free will, she is down at the doctors getting some top secret plastic surgery. She will look fantabulous :boogie: and I will take some pictures and share he Mini Cooper beautiful goodness when she gets back. So no asking what she's getting done...my lips are sealed :stfu: I'm so exited and can't wait, I got a teaser of what she's going to look like :w00t: she'll be done before my camera gets back I'm sure but no worries, I know friends with ones I can steal. ;)

3. my internet access at work which is when I'm usually online is now limited because of an evil Bitch that I work with. So I'm still here, just not as much.

Here's a story I wrote about her the other day;
I have officially laughed so hard today my stomach muscles are sore and my tear ducts are tapped out. :lmao:
So we have the typical office B!tch...and I mean this woman is a real peice of work. Everyone in the office hates her because she's 100% psycho. She's even earned the nickname skelator (HeMan) and Crypt Keeper. She spazzes about every thing, back stabs everyone, eave drops and complains constantly among numerous other infractions. Her life is miserable, she smokes like a chimney, everything around her dies (husband, parents, siblings), she's always getting sick and she's allergic to everything known to man kind(except her ciggerettes) At first I thought, no big deal if I'm nice to her it will be ok. turns out she'll find a way to make your niceness go down hill. You could come into work and say "I just won $1000!" and she'll lecture you about taxes and turn around and bitch to someone else that you didn't deserve it. After 3 months of working with here she has to be the #1 most negative person I've ever met and acts litterally like a 12 year old but I'm guessing by her alligator skin she's in her 50's or 60's. The only reason she's still with the company is because she's they're "b!tch" and will do anything they ask, unfortunately everyone else just has to deal with the side effects.
So today I come to work and decide to ignore her as usual, this plan of action doesn't really work but I'm hoping one day she'll get the picture, I don't want to lose my job because I'm the first person to tell her to Eff Off. I was sitting in my little corner when she starts throwing a fit about something stupid. She is standing behind me opening the filing cabinet when all of a suddon a small sneazing fit takes over her. Mid sneaze she lets out this SQUEAKY JUICY FART just loud enough for me to hear and no one else, I'm guessing this is due to the fact that her ass was mere inches from my head! :puke:
I imediately left my little area and fell to the floor laughing in someone elses cubicle while they just looked at me with confusion until I could muster up the words to tell the story. :rofl:

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*THAT* is fucking hilarious! Ooh my god - thank you for making me laugh just now! i love it!! :lmao:
er...well, it's not funny about your camera, but the "bitch" story sure is! :)
its too bad the camera broke
its really great to get notice about ur pics every time
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OMG the part about the Evil Bitch just made me laugh out load!

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I have someone kind off like that where I work.:( She makes me do all the hard work then sucks up to the boss for the credit. :wtf:

Hope we get to see the pictures from the camera.:D
tisk tisk tisk, laughing at farts, are we?

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oh man thats great! very funny stuff. I have a crapload of people I work with that constantly bitch and or put off that negative vibe and man it drives me friggin nuts! Well next time leatherface decides to be a bitch to you talk to a coworker extremely loudly about how bitchy a certain someone is, without mentioning names of course and when she asks you if your complaining about her give her a confused look and say "No you gotta stop being so self conscious." Then continue to specifically bitch about her right in front of her. It might just throw her off enough to stop her from bitching for awhile. :D

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Tough luck with your camera and coworker. At least you got to have a laugh!

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