1. My camera broke.
It's so wierd not having it. That thing is pretty much attached to me at the hip, ready to go for anything. I keep reaching for it but it's not there
2. I am also missing my little girl.
3. my internet access at work which is when I'm usually online is now limited because of an evil Bitch that I work with. So I'm still here, just not as much.
Here's a story I wrote about her the other day;
I have officially laughed so hard today my stomach muscles are sore and my tear ducts are tapped out.
So we have the typical office B!tch...and I mean this woman is a real peice of work. Everyone in the office hates her because she's 100% psycho. She's even earned the nickname skelator (HeMan) and Crypt Keeper. She spazzes about every thing, back stabs everyone, eave drops and complains constantly among numerous other infractions. Her life is miserable, she smokes like a chimney, everything around her dies (husband, parents, siblings), she's always getting sick and she's allergic to everything known to man kind(except her ciggerettes) At first I thought, no big deal if I'm nice to her it will be ok. turns out she'll find a way to make your niceness go down hill. You could come into work and say "I just won $1000!" and she'll lecture you about taxes and turn around and bitch to someone else that you didn't deserve it. After 3 months of working with here she has to be the #1 most negative person I've ever met and acts litterally like a 12 year old but I'm guessing by her alligator skin she's in her 50's or 60's. The only reason she's still with the company is because she's they're "b!tch" and will do anything they ask, unfortunately everyone else just has to deal with the side effects.
So today I come to work and decide to ignore her as usual, this plan of action doesn't really work but I'm hoping one day she'll get the picture, I don't want to lose my job because I'm the first person to tell her to Eff Off. I was sitting in my little corner when she starts throwing a fit about something stupid. She is standing behind me opening the filing cabinet when all of a suddon a small sneazing fit takes over her. Mid sneaze she lets out this SQUEAKY JUICY FART just loud enough for me to hear and no one else, I'm guessing this is due to the fact that her ass was mere inches from my head!
I imediately left my little area and fell to the floor laughing in someone elses cubicle while they just looked at me with confusion until I could muster up the words to tell the story.
Devious Comments
its really great to get notice about ur pics every time
x/
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